PyroKinesis

You're an idiot. I'm not joking about the kid, or his death, or his parents, or anyone related to him. I made a word play about the park, and in the very next sentence said I hope the cause is found. Question; when you see the meme "jet fuel can't melt steel beams", your reaction is...?

Not funny.

De do do do, de da da da. Is all I want to say to you.

Every breath you take and every move you make. Every bond you break, every step you take, Disney'll be watching you.

I still remember when Hutch recorded himself on Goliath at Six Flags Magic Mountain. That went over well in the comments.

Stay tuned tomorrow for another thread by this gentlemen, somehow equating Big Dipper at Geauga Lake being SBNO as a way of saying that Racer will eventually be SBNO as well.

Ask your husband, and then tell us what he says.

Don't quote me, but the little purple pill is cheaper than a coaster, so...

An S&S SkySwat called "The Axe". Oh wait, they're out of business.

Phones are big enough these days where you should be able to browse a forum without the use of additional software.

Another world class wooden coaster would be incredible.

I mean, it's been very hot, and there's a drought in California...

Move the park to Put-In-Bay. Then it will be above Cedar Point, no?

A coaster with both of the colors pictured in the first picture would be beautiful.

You can't just start a thread like this without actual pictures of track lying around. Talk about blue balls.

I can't speak on the size issue, being a short, skinny guy, but never let your size scare you away from going to an amusement park, even if you, for whatever reason, can't ride anything. They are so much more than rides and coasters.

It's not Kings Island, but the line for Thrasher's in Ocean City, Maryland can get pretty long.

I answered your question as it was asked, no need for the sass.

Alton Towers is one option. Thorpe Park is another.

How is it possible someone missed the "recent topics" sidebar, where this already had a thread one below it? Outstanding.

$2 won't buy a lollipop.

LOL talk about fear-mongering.

It's Florida. Every house has a gator in the basement, and a pink flamingo in the front yard.

Or... at all, as it turns out!

All nonsense. Florida is gator heaven. That's like living in Oklahoma, being hit by a tornado, and going "well, I never thought of tornadoes unless I saw one, which I did every other week in the Spring". It's tornado alley. Duh!