While I was checking bars at SoB:

Guest: What's that ride out there? *points to loop*

Me: The brown one that goes upside down?

Guest: Yeah, that one

Me: The one your on sir. Enjoy your ride!

While I was at FoF greeter:

Guest: Where's Epcot?

Me: Epcot?!?

Guest: Yeah, I heard they have alot of cool science things here in an area called Epcot.

Me: That's at Disney World, completly different park

At Scooters:

Guest: Do I have to wear the seatbelt?

FoF greeter:

Guest: Is this the line for those helicopter rides?

Me: No, the line is over there *points to line*

Guest: How much are the helicopter tours?

Me: I don't know, but you can ask the people over at the helicopter tours. *points again to helicopter place*

"How fast dose the action theatre go?"

"Whats Hanna Barberra Land?"

"Were is King Cobra? (03-04)"

P.S. I dont work at PKI, But I think the first one there is good.

On my last visit to Kins Island over Labor Day weekend, I had quite the interesting conversation with some lady in line for Vortex....

lady: You wouldn't happen to know where the Screamin' Demon is, would you?

me: Umm, I'm pretty sure that it has been removed for quite a few years.

lady: (confused stare)no, I'm talking about the one like this (draws loop with finger in midair).

me: yeah, I think that it's been gone since like 1987.

lady: (in an 'I told you so' tone)Liar! It couldn't have been gone since then, I rode it just last year!

me: ( ) well, do you remember about where it was located?

lady: Yeah it was right over there. (points to the antique cars).

Thats when I decided to give up and tell her that I must have been thinking of some other ride. But my dad told here to still go and check over there, just in case they might have moved it somewhere else.

Ahhh, I love confused people.

Thats pretty dumb. I still say the dumbest one I heard was when that lady behind me on SOB realized, on the lift hill, that the ride was tall, and that it had a loop. And she wanted to get off!

When telling people that I go to the park 35 or so times a season, I've been asked countless times whether or not I have a season pass. It's like, "No, I actually pay $1500 a year to go instead of $60"

I heard people asking millions of times on Face/off why it doesnt have two trains.

and I didnt hear this but someone told me someone on dropzone was like does this thing drop whe it gets all the way up while she was still on the ride.

I heard people asking millions of times on Face/off why it doesnt have two trains.

and I didnt hear this but someone told me someone on dropzone was like does this thing drop whe it gets all the way up while she was still on the ride.

lol, on Vortex lift hill i was asked "what are all those loops on?"

I laughed, and said "This ride"

she...PANICKED and wanted off!

People need to pay more attenion to what they are riding.

Wheres Millenium Force at?????

People need to pay more attenion to what they are riding.

No !

I mean, you enter Vortex, right next to the ride, you can SEE the loops. I mean...