So I got the All-Season Meal Plan last year, and made the decision to try to eat every single combo the meal plan had to offer just to see what was a good deal on the Meal Deal. I didn't get around to accomplishing that feat (my wife is a picky eater), so this year with another Meal Deal, I am going to attempt it again.
My goal for the post is to essentially track, and discuss what meals are offered with the Meal Deal, how good of a deal they are, and what is the best Meal Deal in the park.
Most of my information I am just going to try to remember from last year, and there have been some changes to what the meals are this year so I will be overwriting them as I get around to eating them this year.
Feel free to chime in with thoughts and suggestions to what you feel the best deal is.
Previous Year's Reviews (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uCiMBKutuBjKg-23n65zuFF_rXUI85TNmxKyV-z5STE/edit?usp=sharing)
*UPDATED FOR 2018! Changes have been noted in each area, with the exception that Coney Potato Works simply doesn't exist anymore
Reviews will be updated as they get eaten. That way you can make best guesses on what it was like last year. This year I'll try to add pictures of each meal.
Current Favorite Meal:
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Chicken Shack (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-chicken-shack/)
Action Zone
Hand Breaded Chicken Tenders with Fries
Normally comes with a chunk of Texas Toast as well, though it isn't listed
Crispy Chicken Salad with Texas Toast
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Chick-Fil-A (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-chick-fil-a/)
Planet Snoopy
Chick-fil-a Sandwich with Waffle Fries
Chick-fil-a Nuggets with Waffle Fries
5-6 nuggets, and a bunch of waffle fries. It is Chick-Fil-A so like all other outsourced locations, they are pretty much exactly the same as outside the park. The breading is a little sweet, the fries are good and crisp. Nuggets are fairly small, so they are good for children who may not eat an entire chicken tender, and the breading is a bit less crunchy for tiny teeth.
*This location has Texas Pete hot sauce
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Coconut Cove Cafe (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/coconut-cove-cafe/)
Soak City
2 Slices of Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza & Breadsticks
Entree Salad with Breadsticks
Fresh Grilled Burger with Fries
Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Fries
*Chicken Tenders meal has been removed (2017)
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Coney Bar B Que
Coney Mall
Rotisserie Chicken with one Side
Tri-Tip with one Side (picture - Tri-Tip with One Side [chuck norris])
Pulled Pork with one Side
HEAPING amount of pulled pork. Skip the bun for low carb/gluten free, grab a fork and enjoy. Light smoke flavor, very juicy, some pieces will have a nice crust, good amount of fat mixed in. All and all, a fantastic meal.
Smoked Sausage with One Side
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Festhaus (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-festhaus/)
Oktoberfest
2 Slices of Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza & Breadsticks
LaRosa's again.
Chicken Tenders with Fries
2-3 Crispy breaded tenders. Pretty much the same as the other locations in the park. Crinkle cut fries, and chicken its pretty basic.
Fresh Grilled Burger with Fries
Not fresh, I'd argue probably not even grilled maybe griddled. Cold burger with a choice of toppings; tomato, lettuce, cheese, bacon. Bacon was maple syrup bacon which adds an odd sweetness to the burger. If the cheese wilts in the slightest you got a good burger, I've never had one that came close to melting.
Gluten Free Pizza
Surprisingly good. You have to order it at the counter, then pick up later. Cooks in its own tray in an oven not touching anything else (not the roller ovens for normal pizzas). The dough I can only imagine is standard gluten free dough, crumbly, dry fairly flavorless. The cheese and pepperoni is tasty, but not crispy. The sauce is a little more bold than LaRosa's sweet sauce. Overall it was a very good pizza, and if you have about 10 minutes I recommend trying it at least once. By far the best Gluten Free meal I have had in the park.
*Entree Salad has been removed this year (2018)
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Hank’s Mexican Grill (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-hanks-burrito-shack/)
Oktoberfest
Burrito
Think Chipotle, but less good. A lot of bland food. They will customize pretty much however you want, but it doesn't quite have the same flavor as any burrito place outside the park. It's like they toned everything down as to not be too much for anyone, and instead just made it too little for just about anyone. If you are in the search for a whole bunch of food for the purpose of filling your gut and you don't care if it actually tastes good, this is the place for you. Granted it does not taste bad, it just needs a lot of help.
Choices of pollo (chicken) , carnitas (pork), and barbacoa (probably pork again). Cheese, Sour Cream, Rice, Salsa, Vegetables, and maybe something else
Customize everything you want, ask for all three meats and they'll do it. More cheese than a cow can produce in a day and they'll do it.
Burrito Bowl
Same as above, minus the burrito tortilla.
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Island Smokehouse
Soak City
Hand Breaded Chicken Tenders with One Side
3 Tenders, some kind of fries (they alternate I think?). The tenders are very similar to Chicken Shack, breading looks to be hand dipped, it is a bit peppery, not super crispy, it also falls off the chicken really easily. It was very moist, with the volume of people it was also very fresh. Fries when I first went were regular straight fries, when I went second it was curly wedges similar to Red's Hall of Fame upgrade wedges. Overall its a lot of food, good value, good flavor.
Fresh Shrimp with One Side
6 breaded shrimp, some kind of fries. The shrimp was very well cooked, not rubbery still tender and not under-cooked, the size of the shrimp varied in size greatly as well, so you may get more, you may get less. The breading with the already sweet shrimp makes it a bit more sweet than expected. Fries when I first went were regular straight fries, when I went second it was curly wedges similar to Red's Hall of Fame upgrade wedges. Nothing akin to cocktail sauce for the shrimp though. Overall its a medium amount of food, I was still hungry at the end, very good flavor though, decent value.
Pulled Pork with One Side
Maybe 1/3 pound of pulled pork, slightly less fries than other meals, and a side of coleslaw. The pulled pork sits in a big pot on the hot table with no lid, so depending on the foot traffic it might be very dried out. The flavor is nice, although not as smokey as I would have expected for their advertised "12 hour smoked". The sauce is as best I can tell generic, though you have two options; spicy or mild. The spicy sauce actually has a bit of a kick to it, the mild probably not. Fries when I first went were regular straight fries, when I went second it was curly wedges similar to Red's Hall of Fame upgrade wedges. Nothing akin to cocktail sauce for the shrimp though. Overall its a medium amount of food, I was still hungry at the end, very good flavor though, decent value.
Smoked Wings with One Side
TBD
*Pulled Pork and Smoked Wings were occasionally on the Meal Plan last year, has been made official this year (2018)
*All meals were "with fries" last year, this year they are all generic "One Side"
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JukeBox Diner (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-juke-box-diner/)
Coney Mall
Chicken Tenders with Fries
Fresh Grilled Burger with Fries
Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Fries
Hot Dog and Fries
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LaRosa's Pizza (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/international-street-pizza/)
International Street, Rivertown
2 Slices of Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza & Breadsticks
Its Larosa's Pizza. Sweet tomato sauce, nicely melted cheese, slightly crispy pepperonis. Breadsticks are no longer cheesey breadsticks, just buttered, which is a bit disappointing, but the pizza is the entree. Good meal, good deal, hard to go wrong.
Entree Salad with Breadsticks
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Panda Express (cpfoodblog.com/kings-island-food/kings-island-festhaus/)
Oktoberfest (Inside Festhaus)
One Entree Plate with Side
Fried Rice, White Rice or Noodles, with two choices of protein. I chose Orange Chicken and Bejing Beef with White Rice on my trip. The White Rice is well cooked, not soggy not crunchy slightly sticky.
The Orange Chicken is deep fried chicken chunks coated in what I can only assume is orange syrup, super sweet almost unbearably.
The Bejing Beef is deep fried beef strips with peppers and onions. Surprisingly good, beef even not super fresh is pretty tender, the sauce isn't very sweet but has a bold flavor to it with a slight heat. Its going to be hard for me to try the other options while this stuff is around.
*Was two entrees, has been changed to one entree (2018)
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Planet Snoopy Grill (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-planet-snoopy-grill/)
Planet Snoopy
Chicken Tenders with Fries
Its basic chicken tenders and fries. At least the time I went it only looked like they were staging 2-3 baskets at a time, instead of 20 of them. So it was surprisingly fresh. Good meal, probably one of the best tasting overall. Good amount of food comparatively.
Fresh Grilled Burger with Fries
Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Fries
I have never had luck with Grilled Chicken at the park. They always taste like microwaved hunks of meat. They are chewy, not exactly hot, no grill marks. My guess is that "grilled" sounded better than "poached", but it is more the latter than the former.
Corndog with Fries
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Rivertown Potato Works (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/rivertown-potato-works/)
Rivertown
Boneless Chicken wings with Fresh Cut Fries
5-6 little nuggets, large helping of Potato Works Fries. Re-Branded Chicken Chunks from last year. No wing sauce available, no change to the breading, its the same meal but smaller and with a new name. I got 5 measly chicken bits on my meal, but a crap ton of fries. Not a bad deal over all I suppose, but as a diabetic, I would prefer more protein and less carbs.
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Reds Hall of Fame Grille (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-reds-hall-of-fame-grille/)
Rivertown
Hand-breaded Chicken Tenders with Saratoga Chips
Slightly different breading than other places in the park. Less surface area, little less crunchy, but more crispy. Its hard to describe, its just different. A massive amount of chips come along with it. Standard orders come with BBQ or Honey Mustard, both are the general Heinz stuff you find everywhere else in the park.
Homer Burger with Saratoga Chips
@VortexJD - Sandwich was pretty good (although no tomatoes.. thought the menu said tomatoes were included. I could be wrong). Bun was really hearty, I liked it. Chips were thick and either overdone or underdone. Very few were done just right.
Buffalo Chicken Salad
Chicken Caesar Salad *NEW*
All American Dog with Saratoga Chips *NEW*
Red Legs Burger with Saratoga Chips *NEW*
BBQ Bacon Cheese Burger with Onion Straws. My onion straws were more onion rings by size, and none of them were crunchy like you would expect from onion straws or rings for that matter. The bacon looks microwaved and disappointing, but it does have a bacon flavor. The beef burger and cheese however were delicious, the beef was hot and and juicy and the cheese actually melted which is rare. The BBQ sauce is Montgomery Inn BBQ sauce, so a bit tangier than the BBQ sauce from Coney Mall.
Overall the burger was good, but if you are looking for a handmade burger, this is not the place. I am relatively certain every part of this thing was pre-packaged and artificially flavored, which worked well for the hamburger meat because it is what it is, the bacon and onion straws are there for flavor and crunch and they added to only one.
Curve Ball Chicken Sandwich with Saratoga Chips *NEW*
Pulled Pork Sandwich with Saratoga Chips *NEW*
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Skyline Chili (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-skyline-chili/)
International Street, Coney Mall
Two Cheese Coneys with Fries
Its 2 cheese coneys and fries, just like if you got them at Skyline. Hot dog, bun, chili and cheese.
3-Way with Fries
3-way and crinkle cut fries. Its Skyline chili, with Skyline spaghetti, and Skyline cheese. Overall it's a good amount of food and quite filling and tasty.
Don't hesitate to ask for more cheese, they are usually happy to oblige.
*Coney Mall no longer has "order takers", it is an automated ordering register. Scan your card, pick you food.
*Sekrit Menu? International Street if you are adverse to hotdogs, ask for a chili cheese sammich. Some of the workers knows what this means, some don't. You swap the hotdog for a wad of cheese. Giving you a bun, cheese, chili, and more cheese on top.
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Skyline Express
Soak City
Two Cheese Coneys with Bag of Chips
Its 2 cheese coneys and fries, just like if you got them at Skyline. Hot dog, bun, chili and cheese.
*Sekrit Menu? International Street if you are adverse to hotdogs, ask for a chili cheese sammich. Some of the workers knows what this means, some don't. You swap the hotdog for a wad of cheese. Giving you a bun, cheese, chili, and more cheese on top.
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Subway (http://cpfoodblog.com/park-food-guides/kings-island-food/kings-island-subway/)
Soak City, Coney Mall
6 Inch Sub and a Bag of Chips
It is Subway. I haven't eaten it, but I would imagine it tastes exactly how it does out of the park. Filling and uninteresting.
Soak City location appears to have a toaster oven for hot subs. I haven't seen the same at Coney Mall.
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Tom + Chee
Rivertown
Classic Grilled Cheese with Bag of Chips
Good meal. Compared to the BBQ Bacon option, there is more cheese. Its just a plain ole' grilled cheese, Texas Toast and 4 slices of cheese. Perfect for a picky kid or something to munch while you walk around the part.
BBQ Bacon Grilled Cheese with Bag of Chips
Good meal, maybe a little small. Two slices of bread, two slices of American Cheese, a wad of crumbled bacon, a squirt of sweet BBQ sauce, and a bit of crushed BBQ chips. Then a side of chips to boot! Overall it was good, the chips were silly stale since they were just in an open container that was sitting there since they opened. Fresh chips or even no chips would have been it better. But tasty anyways.
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