DA RIPPER

LaRosa's will offer cicadas on their pizza's this year no extra charge. the chinese restaurant has been using them and will continue to use them in the sweet and sour what you thought was chicken. but will change the name to sweet and buzzing chicken. Hey rumor is pki will open a new waterpark called Crocidile Dunndee boomerrang bay. Management will be armed with boomerangs and post a bounty on kids going number 2 in the pool. Jeff seibert quoted as saying in a scotish accent , Ohh the little wankers wait til I get dem dis year. lol just kidding.

I don't leave the waterpark much during the year, but you people have done and outstanding job there the 6 years i've been going there. can't wait to see what you have done this year, with all the concrete being replaced this year I'll bet your going to get a lot of overtime.

I heard this from a reliable source please keep it hush hush, France wants the effel tower back. And their willing to pay PKI"s ransom demands. they want all the Jerry Lewis movies back or their going to let it out that the french didn't invent french fries and french dressing. And this years theme for BB has been change angin to stooge's land all the rides will be name after the three stooge's and will include pie fights and a larry lookalike contest . woo woo woo nuk nuk nuk hey moe! certainly.

A rain coat? they may mistaken them for a rubber tree, And they like tree's. Hope it's not one of those new camoflage patterns. think of it Rmbryan all those pretty girls scared of bugs jumping into your arms wanting you to save them, This could be your dream season. Then angin look out for the ugly one's they may look like the bugs. Act scared when their around . Goodluck

Don't worry their only going to be here 6 weeks then die. Any bug spray will kill them.

Heck why not get the bazooka out and shoot them out of the air. nothing like straping a claymore to one and sending him over to the noisy neighbor. With a tag happy belated christmas. Boom!!!!! the fighting 84th skull and cross bones.

AHHH! Don't worry about the cicadas they only nest where theres lots of trees. Thats where they lay there eggs, And thats what the stinger is for, it borrows in the tree limb. then they hatch and borrow under ground and stay for 17 years ( notice all the hole under trees and the dead tree limbs where they borrowed) just do a little swerving on the highway and take out as many as you can, so you don't get that one at 80mph in the teeth going down the first hill on Son of Beast. the enquirer had and article last time they hatch about a girl getting stung by one and raise a big uproar like war of the worlds , but it mistakin her for a tree. so wear camoflage at your own risk and keep moving or they'll take over your mind.

Everythings fun and games until they fly off with the children. I hate to say it because I like the waterpark but the waters going to be buzzing, and not from the new atractions. wait until the tempeture gets above 90 and the water get warm anybody for cicada soup. And warning don't buy any wood partern swim trunk because the little stinger they have likes wood and you could be mistaken for a red wood. Goodluck and for gods sake run!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think they will re-land scape that area or leave it a veiwing area with just a concrete slab there ? Reason I ask is A lot of people stand over there watching people and without that area there their going to be standing at the front of the exit area there and cause a big conjestion in the walk way and people trying to exit the ride.

I'm going to the sneak preveiw April 3rd, I won tickets from 97.3 radio station on their web sight. You send them and e-mail and I got a reply 20 minutes later saying I won , other guys here ay work tried but didn't win so it's not a slam dunk thing.

I notice in the new pictures posted the stands next to Pipeline paradise are gone. Are they going to put them back or are they gone for good? during the summer I notice a lot of people sit up there watching.

Can't wait for it to open I'll be one of the first in line , I only go to the main park if the water park is closed . they could name the place after hillary clinton it woudn't matter to me . They need someone to test the rides e-mail me. When the park open I'll be at the flowrider at Kangeroo Jacks 6 days a week 3:45pm til 700Pm weekdays 1030am until I'm beat weekends our moto is don't go with the flow ride it!

You don't need Janet Jackson , Just have the parade go by the Flowrider in CDBB Tops bottoms go flying off at that place and Justin Timberlakes no where to be found. must be a water malfunction.

I can see it now managers will be dress like Wally , security like Donk and life guards Aberidgenies .

I'll take a guess $5000 a horse. I seen a show on discovery channel where the horses are becoming a colectors item.

I was under the same Impression Steve, that some of the rides from Coney was installed at PKI and The Racer was the Shooting Star renamed. but that's been 34years ago that's another life time.

I think riding top gun in a floorless train would be awsome, the persons on the very front would have the actual feeling of flying. The first time I rode The Racer was in 1969 at Old Coney Island I was 6 years old and riding with my sister I came off that ride screaming bloody murder , my sister couldn't pry my hands off the bar my dad had to pull me out I never thought I would see The Racer going backwards, now that they started running the cars backwards did the line volume take a giant boost? And what freaked me out back then still freaks me out today about that ride coming off the seat about 4 inches.

OK I guess it was the Mountain Dew buzz, I just can't get it out of my head that it was always enclose because I remember someone saying they had the cars enclosed because people was losing their shoes and wallets. And I remember the matinance road below the ride covered with coins. Oh well time to see the shrink. thanks

Does anybody remember the Top Gun coaster not having enclosed cars. And your feet just dangled like The Bat coaster. I had seen and article in the Enquirer awhile back and they swore that it had always been enclosed.

Yea Ozziefest on a Quad, have it in kookoboro bay where theres lots of palm trees for him to run into and plenty of security guards to give him mouth to mouth. just kidding don't stone the newbie.

Radioactive waste ummm! tasty. I can hear the order now, I'll have the rainbow colored meat with Nickelodon slime and Sponge Bob square pants bun. I notice the life guards in Water Works have to stand in line for their food with the general public , they spent 20 to 30 minutes in line. I don't know how long they get for break, but they need to get a side entrance line for those kids.

I take it Oscar's isn't the Masonette, and the pizza could be uesd for a dart board?

The Beach Boys and the Bird is a Whale, I don't know who sang the latter.

I agree the walk ways are to narrow for a normal parade float. But consider this, down size the parade float to just a couple people on a float . pull by a John Deere cart , Kids don't care if the floats big, they just want to see a parade no matter how big the floats are. Pki already has the carts, a little work by decorating the carts pulled behind them and you got a parade.

No Beastfreak I didn't go to pki to buy a pizza. I'm not that cocoa for cocoa puffs' I was referring to moment I was typing the thread, I ask a couple coworkers. I understand what your saying Sobrider , but theres something different maybe the pizza sauce sits around longer and ages or alien's do something to it ,but it just taste better. Like cold pizza sometimes taste better maybe sitting under that heat lamp slow cooks it longer. wantever it is i hope they don't change a thing