There was just a series of stupid people comments left in another topic, so I figured I could start one about all the stupid things we hear or see at Kings Island or anywhere else for that matter. Its a great way to get a couple of laughs.

I saw someone approaching Face/Off turn around and walk backwards for a minute to talk to someone, and they promptly walked into and fell in a lidless trash can.

I saw a girl running saying "mommy mommy im going to ride drop zone!" and she ran as fast as she could...

She ran straight into a light pole by the entrance to the park.

It was pretty funny, look like it hurt though.

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I saw someone approaching Face/Off turn around and walk backwards for a minute to talk to someone, and they promptly walked into and fell in a lidless trash can.

I would kill to have seen that!

I saw a guest pick up a snake that was in the middle of the pathway and toss it to the side. He got bit by it and headed to first aide.

This was funny simply because I caused it to happen...

I had a buddy promise he'd ride Amazon Falls with me but then backed out with the lame excuse that he "didn't want to get wet." Since he'd backed out on every other ride as well, I decided it was time to "fix" him. So I told him to stand on the overlook where the ride goes under and the wave splashes over the walkway, telling him he wouldn't get wet there. Then I went on to ride the ride.

Needless to say, when I came back he was soaked from head to toe!

I seem to remember a former KIC staffer named Dan try to jump over a metal chain link fence thing in the SOB queue and land on his face.