There will be a new Six Flags Park in Spring Hill, Florida in 2018.

http://springhillcourier.com/2014/05/24/six-flags-confirms-plans-for-spring-hill-park-to-open-in-2018/

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Needless to say, the story is completely bogus.

The site is not unlike The Onion.

It's from the local newspaper isn't it?

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Then they were had.

Not a single person quoted is a Six Flags official. In fact, I know the people in those positions. And they aren't the ones named.

Even the word correspondent isn't spelled correctly.

Don't even tell me you believed this story. I know better.

I did. Apparently it's to early in the morning for me.

Where's my MTN DEW?

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For a good laugh (or not), read some of the other stories on that site...

What's really disappointing is I found this link from the rcdb.com Facebook page.

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Someone should tell them.

The entire site where that article is is farcical humor.

I wonder if Lance Hart is next...

After reading the 11 comments 10 of them were calling it out.

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I realized it was fake by the second sentence. Then came the names...

Six Flags and its past of rotating managements and owners couldn't have pulled this off if it wanted to. Which it doesn't.

It's Six Flags Orlando all over again.

What do you mean by that?

Curious Terpster.

Sorry, but I have to.

Despite holding land rights and building permits and promising to “decapitate opposition like that kid who got in the way of the Batman Ride in Georgia,” Six Flags Vice President of Development Andrew Ford said the battle is not over yet.

Yeah, if you got to this and still thought it was real...

This whole thing sounds an awful lot like someone read the story of someone's Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 park on a forum and thought it was legitimate...

If that's true, then this would be a shining example of why Don does what he does on here.

Despite holding land rights and building permits and promising to “decapitate opposition like that kid who got in the way of the Batman Ride in Georgia,” Six Flags Vice President of Development Andrew Ford said the battle is not over yet.

Seriously?

This is definitely false. I grew up near that area, (Ocala actually), and made frequent visits to Weeki Wachee and the theme parks in the area.

Six Flags does not hold a candle to Busch Gardens, Universal, or other Florida parks.

Why of all places would they build 45 minutes from Busch Gardens?