I am compiling a dictionary or encylopedia of stuff thats been posted on PKIU countless times. Bascially its a general question. This will be a resource for new people. So post a question that we all have seen before and the answer.

Failure to adhear to the rules of this topic will result in a banning.

Q:What are Scooters?

A:That's just another name for the "Flying Eagles" located next to Vortex.

Q Has anyone ridden The Beast here.

Q Why wasn't _____ open today

Q Do you like PKI?

Don't ask. The search tool is your friend.

Q: How old do you have to be to work at PKI?

A: Generally 16.

Q: Can you guys get me a job at PKI?

A: No. Just fill out an application at the HR office at the park - its just to the right of the main gate before you walk in.

Q: Can you tell me some of the behind-the-scenes stuff that goes on at PKI, or about why a ride was broken down, or about an injury/death I heard/read about occuring at PKI?

A: No. Employees are placed under a gag order about these sorts of things. This includes ride breakdowns and any type of medical situation.

Q: What is PKI getting for next year?

A: Nobody here knows - and if they do, they won't tell you (refer to previous answer).

Q: You guys get free tickets, right? Can I have some?

A: Get in line.

Q: Why can't I (insert random action that is prohibited at PKI) at PKI?

A: Odds are its for the saftey of you, us, and other guests, or sometimes because it makes many other guests angry.

I just remembered another one.

Q why are topics closed

A Different reasons

Q: How long will the lines be on...

A: (Insert snippy comment here)

Q: Poll: What is your favorite coaster at PKI?

A: 96% The Beast

Q: CP or PKI?

A: Matter's what you're looking for.

Q: Which coaster will be removed next??

A: Shut up...

Q: How will the crowds be on _____________ ?

A: Weekend/Holidy/Special Event - Busy... Any other day is weather permitting.

Q: What was Action Zones Previous Names?

A: Adventure Village and Lion Country Safari and Wild animal habitat.

Q Is this ride fun.

A Most likely yes.

Q What does PKI, DOT, TRTR and AZ stand for.

A Paramount Kings Island, Day of Thunder, Tomb Raider The Ride, Action Zone

Q: Is SOB tall?

A:Yes

Q: Is the original Eiffel Tower in Paris France taller than this one?

A: Did I just say "One-third scale replica?"

Q: Will you get wet on this ride?

A:

1. Check the exit and see if the clothes of the people getting off are wet.

2. Big splash at the bottom of the drop.

3. Signs located in the queue line.

Q: My daughter's head isn't above the red tape. Even if I'm about to cuss you out, and we drove 5 hours, can she still ride?

A: No, the height rule will be strictly enforced.

Q: Hey this huge sign says entrance, where do you enter?

A: Look at the sign again.

Q: (at skyflier) If we dont pull the rip-cord can you pull it for us?

A: Oh yea, we just climb the 172 foot, do a tightrope walk on the cabels, reach really far to the orange nob on ur side and then pull it, then do the tight rope again and climb down the latter.

Q: (also at skyflier) Can I keep the suit?

A: Sure, that will be $2000 please.

Q: When will Vortex be removed

A: Not anytime soon. It is still a great ride and a people mover. There is no need to remove it.

Q: Do you think ______ coaster is rough?

A: Matter of opinion.

Q---> Where is the Eiffel Tower at?

A---> You gotta be kidding!

Q---> I know the park JUST closed and everything, but can I still get in queue?

A---> Nope!

Is The Vortex sinking?

A: Of course it is. didnt you know that? *sarcasm*

Where is the Eiffel Tower?

A: Paris, France

Q- what's the trick to riding this ride ( flowrider)

A-I don't know call a magican.

A- go to sharkys' and get 2 slices of pizza and don't blink.

Q- Are your a professional surfer?

A- Only if you pay me.

Q- Where doI get a board?

A- At the effel tower, top floor.

Q- That sign saids not to stand on the board, can you stand of the board?

A- Quote from Bill Engle, here's your sign

Q- What's the secret to this ride?

A- If I told you I'd have to kill you?

Q- How do I turn the board ?

A- Push down on the Kings Island logo on your board and a play station joy stick will pop up.

Q- How do I keep from wiping out

A- Get out of line.

Q- How do I get to the Effel tower From here? ( at the flow rider )

A- See that big tower just cut thru the woods behind taz and take a left at the third tree stump to your left.

Q- Ok where do i find taz

A- Your koo koo for coacoa puffs aren't you.

Q-How deep is the water at the Flow Rider?

A- Over my head.

Q- How fast is the water moving.

A- 300 mph

Q- Really will it hurt?

A- Only if you slow down for the sharks to catch you.