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Don, can I buy you a beer and ride The Racer with you? Please? O'Terpy made it sound like fun.

This is hilarious. Don, can I buy you a beer? I'm not kidding.

Don't judge bro.

Okay kids. Your Uncle beastfan11 has had a few to drink tonight and was just dropped off at home. Here's what I'm thinking: There was a time, but now it's all gone by where I was just a young lad. Now in these times, I'd see the park once a year, if lucky, And every year I'd make a great return to the Island of Kings, and BEHOLD! A new attraction would appear. You see, in these days, the best things in life were a surprise, and every surprise took me farther away from the everyday and when you're taken away from the everyday, you are happy, no? Yes. You are. My point? Be a young kid again. Intamin? B&M? Vekoma? Ahhh, come on. Let's have a real good time, whatever it is. Does it really matter? No. We'll all have a great time,no matter what, only if we let ourselves. Let's be surprised and happy. Any new addition is another way we can escape. Got it, bro? Love, Collin PS: My current (legal) state is proof that anyone has the ability to use proper grammar. No excuses.

My ex girlfriend would appreciate it if you stopped posting pictures of her.

If the Doors of Perception were cleansed...

U mad bro?

Shaggy beat me to it. We're all just slacking this afternoon.

Some new people joined the site who can't spell or use punctuation. Except Kahn. Kahn seems cool. Don tweeted something vague; therefore, it was assumed to be related to project 2014. As far as we can tell, nothing major has changed. Edit: You gotta be quick 'round these parts. It's on Shaggy

Cool tye dye shirt

Cool beans. Glad to hear everything is on it's way to getting back to normal. I've been a part if this site for almost seven years, and I want to thank everyone involved with keeping the site rollin'. Dane, Ryan, you guys are the bees knees and I'd love to buy you guys a beer.

Do Star Wars next summer!

Who said it was a teaser? Calm down, friends.

All I can say is that from what I've seen, this is going to be one helluva camp ground. Did I get it, Don?

Winterfest 2013? Holidays are heartwarming, no?

Wes Montgomerey is the bee's knee's.

^ This guys onto something. It'll be called, "Stock Footage, the Coaster."

It'd move a lot quicker if the train quit breaking down and we had to walk back to the station.

Like the majority of the general public, I am completely terrified of any kind of inversion. The very sight of a loop, corkscrew, or zero G roll makes me run away in fear. Vortex, Invertigo, Flight of Fear... Children cry. Women scream. Policemen turn in their badges. Taer 'em down.

When I'm at a park you always hear the general public ask where the bathroom is. I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I've been calling the campground thing from day one.

Then I'm not interested. Collin, ironically drinking a Guinness with lunch.

I think I will not return to my internship next year, and will apply to be ride attendant for this. Ride ops it is. Do you wanna be my restraint checker buddy? All clear.

Any word on Holiday Fest returning? I really wanna ride a cheap sled down an old waterslide.

I have a pretty rough anxiety disorder/ocd and I want to hit this person in the mouth for making the rest of us look bad. Sigh.