PKI:

Best Overall Ride

Most Disorienting Ride

Ride with the Best Theming

Best Coaster

Best Flat Ride

Best Kiddie Ride

Ride you most want to see burn to the ground

Ride you want to see built at PKI within the next few years

Ride you most want back

Most Intense Ride

Most Boring Ride

Best Pay Attraction

Biggest Waste of Money on a Pay Attraction

Best Shop/Stall

Worst Shop/Stall

Best Restaurant

Worst Restaurant

Best Arcade

Best Show

Show that was so bad it made you want to jump off the Eiffel Tower Lemming Style

BONUS CATEGORY (voted on by you!)

PKIU:

Best Overall Member

Hardest Working Employee

Most Intelligent Guest (knows about the seat-belt on FoF, etc)

Most Unreliable Source

Member most likely to be CEO of a major coaster company

Member most likely to go to Spellbound for something other than the magic (AKA, The Horn Dog Award)

Most Power-hungry Staff Member/Moderator

Most Annoying Poster

Most Likely to become a Vibe Singer/Dancer

Most Likely to try and steal a King Cobra car

Most Likely to get Jeff Seibert's job

Most Likely to win a Snap-Off on the Eagles

Most Likely to win a Spin-Off on the Monster

BONUS CATEGORY (voted on by you!)

Other:

Best Website other than PKIU

Best Strongbad E-mail (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html)

Best Video Game

Best Movie

Best Band/Musician

Best Weird Al Song

Best Smilie

Best way to pass 17 hours

Funniest sounding word

Freddy or Jason

THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD AWARD!!!

BONUS CATEGORY (voted on by you!)

So now, give me suggestions for the bonus categories, and I will add a new one to each division!

Member most likely to go to Spellbound for something other than the magic (AKA, The Horn Dog Award)

I got that one!

Other:

Best Video Game: Wario Ware MicroGame$ (Game Boy Advance)-Quirky enough to be cool, and gameplay that makes you laugh and wonder what Nintendo was smoking when this was in dev.

Best Weird Al Song: Ok, as a long time listener of the Parody Master, It's hard to just pinpoint one. I honestly have to split this. Ironically they're both from Running With Scissors.

1st Place: Albuquerque- The first time you listen to it, it will have you rolling around on the ground. Then you start to memorize it.. all 11 minutes of it.

2nd Place:Your Horoscope for Today- Just plain fun to sing.

Poodle Hat is good too..

PKI

Most likely to Steal a KC car-PKI_MAN. I only know this as a fact because he's elaborated to me where they are and what his plans are. Plus he's my brother.

Best Arcade: Coney!! It has the biggest selection and the most intact DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) machine in the park. The ones in the Festhaus and Rivertown have been put through much abuse..

Best Pay Attraction- Slingshot, followed by Skyflyer

Best Flat-Delirium (That one is a no brainer. )

Other (Again...)

Freddy or Jason?- Why, Jason of course! You can't really argue with a huge guy that has a mask on his face, weilding a destructive weapon of his choice. Freddy only has his claws, so you do the math.

Last but not least...

Best Movie- Tommy Boy.. Great movie.. (Whadya do?!)

Ok, I've said my peace.

~Shadow~

If you have a suggestion for the bonus categories, just reply with them, and I will consider it!

*PKI BONUS QUESTION*

The Best Place To Sit

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Best Dippin Dots Stand

I've got one... most annoying PKI employee. You know, the ones who get on the PA for rides and try to be funny, but you aren't. You know who you are if you're on here!

Thats kinda funny because last time on FoF the guy came on and said "clear", and he added a 3 2 1.... Bye-Bye.

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by bignathan4403

grrr....I've heard that too. Maybe once would be ok, but there's this guy and this girl that do it over, and over, and over, and over... it gets so old SO quickly.. Whenever that guy is the ride op, it seems like the line goes a lot slower. Sometimes they have a different crew working and the like isn't bad. I don't blame the employees entirely for that... I mean, I've seen for myself the STUPID people who get on that ride and how the extra little seatbelt is far too lofty of a concept for them. I guess I'll assume that when the ride op screws around on the PA, he's blowing off steam and I respect that, but like I said, it gets REALLY old.

Brad... That wasnt you, was it?

Brad... That wasnt you, was it?

STXBomber, right? I was wondering that myself, but he described himself in another post and I think I've seen him up there working with this guy and the girl that like to play on the job...

I think I saw Brad driving FoF one time. "Upbar, downbar, Clear.."

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by fusiondude09

I sometimes see it, but I try to space it out so that the people in the station hear it only once. I am also the one that sometimes says...

"5, 4, 1, GOODBYE!"

Sometimes the guests request to hear the countdown, this is normally paranoid mothers, or little girls who are afraid of the ride.

Look for me this weekend, I'm working every day this weekend.