Well, since we've already discussed what we think the most scary rides are, let's think about the opposite for a second.

What do you think is the LEAST scary ride at Kings Island?

The train is up there. Only "scary" things, possibly, depending on a child's age and personal fears, are the skeleton in the village, the bear, and the loud steam whistle.

Peanuts Off Road Rally, which despite its name is just little cars going around in a circle, is probably the absolute mildest ride. Followed by Charlie Brown's Wind-up (baby swings going around in a little circle).

If one were to attempt to objectively measure "Scary" blood pressure and heart rate are potential candidates. Using that criteria the Train with Singy Whiney Spieler would likely be at the top of my list of most scary rides.

The lazy river would be my choice for least scary.

If you're talking official roller coasters here, which yes I know that wasn't specified, I'd say the Little Bill coaster or Pumpkin whatever...

I've ridden that thing.

It's thrilling. At least with a 70+ year old woman in the seat with ya'.

^ How did ya manage that?

I'm assuming it wasn't recently.

Given she's been gone at least 10 years, yep.

Lucy White. Fine lady she was.