http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27906860/report-woman-says-god-aliens-told-her-to-go-see-amusement-park?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass

Leaves baby alone in car at the drop off lot, breaks in to Carowinds and blames aliens posing as God.

I'm not really sure what to say.....

But in any case, my prayers go out to the infant.

Well, that's just not right.

I love going to the parks, but....

Just, wow.

Well....that happened.

That is probably the strangest thing I've heard in a very long time. I hope the baby is in good hands now.

I think we can blame Thrill_Biscuit's UFO for this one.

LOL!

Well, no. My UFO likes it here, and remembers what happened when someone suggested illegally entering a certain park back in the pre-Eve era.

I'd watch anyone carving Fury 325 in their mashed potatoes, though ...

Sounds like a meth episode gone bad. Guess they waited an hour to ride Intimidator for nothing.

Yep. Third Eye Blind can go right back into the studio and record a few more verses of "Semi-Charmed Life." Yep.

♫ Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do,

Doo doo doot--

The park was closed, I was gettin' visions of it-

From a panty hose-type, shiny egg-shape spaceship,

UFOs, an' I wish I could get back there, to the

Place I used to stand in li-i-i-i-i-ine!

Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do,

Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do ♫

(with a little work, it'll scan. )

To the woman- The power of B&M compels you.

Wow. Meth makes folks do some crazy stuff.

Yeah, like trying to use a drone to smuggle it into the US...

Story link in a moment....

EDIT: Now here (and in the "I Can't Make This Crap Up thread):

http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/01/21/drug-smuggling-drone-crashes-near-san-ysidro-border/

_{It was the wrong park...the UFO enticing her was about six hours north.}

I get why some people do some drugs, but not meth. Its made of the most insane ingredients, screws you up in multiple ways, and can kill you in many ways by just making it.

Yeah, like trying to use a drone to smuggle it into the US...

Story link in a moment....

EDIT: Now here (and in the "I Can't Make This Crap Up thread):

http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/01/21/drug-smuggling-drone-crashes-near-san-ysidro-border/

Did you check out the guy dressed as an upholstered car seat...hilarious.

I get why some people do some drugs, but not meth. Its made of the most insane ingredients, screws you up in multiple ways, and can kill you in many ways by just making it.

and it can make a home poisonous and condemned.

In my teens, I once knew a cute girl, about two years my junior, who had all of life ahead of her. I recently discovered that meth destroyed her life; and the only picture was of her mug shot, and she looks 83 years old and almost dead.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/body/

Says its 12x more pleasurable than sex. But it also destroys your brain, skin, and teeth...

This is just insane.

Sometimes I really don't understand people.

Even with a gash on her hand, she got into Carowinds with more ease than some people here.

Seriously, the poor kid. Let's hope the boy is given a new chance and his best chance.

The sad thing is that if this works the way these things all too often do, he will be back with this apparent dingaling in weeks.

Did I miss something? Didn't see where it said she was on meth, or anything.

Wouldn't surprise me though.

We see several meth bust every month here. Just had one yesterday about 4 blocks from where I work.

Had to evacuate an entire block.

The park should of had guards walking around. The parks have them even though they are closed.

The park should of had guards walking around. The parks have them even though they are closed.

It DID.

After all, these "gentle people" WERE apprehended.

It was "guards" (security) that found the unattended vehicle, the infant and took the alleged miscreants into custody.

It is always good to read the linked article(s) before commenting.

I'm always amazed, here and in life, how many don't.

Security guards cannot monitor every square inch of property, no matter how many you have or how good your camera system is. Also, with it being the off-season, I would imagine they currently have reduced staffing. The good news here is these two idiots were caught and the infant is now in a much better situation than he was.

Hopefully this woman will get the help she needs, whether it be rehab or time in a mental hospital.

This also should've been posted in the I can't make this crap up thread. This is just unbelievable