Oh no, I'm always up for conflict. LIFE IS A STAGE! And I have a PhD in stage combat

I'd recomend not voting for Flight of Fear and Firehawk. They seem to be hiding government secrets such as alien sightings.

I'd recomend not voting for Flight of Fear and Firehawk. They seem to be hiding government secrets such as alien sightings.

They are also opposed to letting civilians use a restroom without crossing borders.

I just want to know how the park's iconic central symbol got passed up as a nominee for the Tower Party.

The Tower Party has some spectacular views and are very bright in dark times. However they seem to favor the "higher ups".

Eiffel Tower may have its ups and down's, but it's very reliable, and is not currently being investigated for operational integrity.

Sure, every party has their ups and downs, some may be a bit rustier than others. However sometimes I feel like the Tower Party thinks a bit too highly of themselves and is trying to go all green on us.

The Beast- GOW (Grand Old Wood)

I'm going to have to go for President: Invertigo, vice-president: Flight Deck(Inverted Party)

shouldnt flyin ace be in the inverted party.

WOW. I am loving this topic.

I voted wood party- I just can't go against Beast. Racer's not that bad either.

Diamondback's going to give me such horrible rides now...

When I first saw this I thought, oh no, politics on KIC...there will be some huge war then a bunch of people will end up being banned...

..then I realized it was about rides at Kings Island.

Well, lets begin our political campaign

"Ahem, for 8 years we served as your president and vice president for the water side of the park. We beat WaterWorks in a landslide victory in the fall of 2003. Today we ask for you, the voter, the KIC fanatic, the deciding factor between the greatest park in the nation or the worst, to vote for Tasmanian Typhoon for president, and Crocodile Run for Vice President. Change, is that what we really needed? Less relaxation in a winding river, colors that are so bright one may think its a teenage dream, and decorations amiss. They kept some of the Boomerang Bay party, but not enough for Kings Island. Vote back for Boomerang Bay 2013, a rare gem in the Cedar Fair chain. Broadcasted by the Boomerang Bay party 2013."

Wood, Beast is good!

But presidents can only serve a total of two terms, which equals 8 years. Boomerang Bay is not eligible for reelection.

But presidents can only serve a total of two terms, which equals 8 years. Boomerang Bay is not eligible for reelection.

But what about Beast?

Also, its not a democracy anymore, its a absolute monarchy, to the middle europe we go! (Not old english, thats beowulf style)

Wow, these comments are great!

Diamondback's running mate, Vortex, is rumored to be impeached soon, something about sinking is causing him losses in popularity.

But presidents can only serve a total of two terms, which equals 8 years. Boomerang Bay is not eligible for reelection.

But what about Beast?

Also, its not a democracy anymore, its a absolute monarchy, to the middle europe we go! (Not old english, thats beowulf style)

Our government was never a democracy. We're a constitutional government!

I'm glad Boomerang Bay can't win again. It was becoming old and needed refreshed.

Well, lets begin our political campaign

"Ahem, for 8 years we served as your president and vice president for the water side of the park. We beat WaterWorks in a landslide victory in the fall of 2003. Today we ask for you, the voter, the KIC fanatic, the deciding factor between the greatest park in the nation or the worst, to vote for Tasmanian Typhoon for president, and Crocodile Run for Vice President. Change, is that what we really needed? Less relaxation in a winding river, colors that are so bright one may think its a teenage dream, and decorations amiss. They kept some of the Boomerang Bay party, but not enough for Kings Island. Vote back for Boomerang Bay 2013, a rare gem in the Cedar Fair chain. Broadcasted by the Boomerang Bay party 2013."

Who could have imagined a watered-down party could be old & crusty?

It is refreshing to know that the political race is now over, the old has been removed, and we don't have to listen to them anymore!

BREAKING NEWS: Activist lawyer Scrambler has unearthed some dirt on Racer! It seems that the Wood party vice-presidential contender once actually ran backwards, and for what appears to have been a very long time! Beast campaign headquarters released a statement saying that this was "old news," and that we need to get on with tackling more important issues... Developing...

The Beast and racer have served way more than two terms

Me, BLSC, and Firehawk have picked up some new info about The Beasts son. Apparrently he was locked up in a cage because he was so bad behaved. The Wood Party has made no comment.

The Wood Party's Response:

"We disowned the Son of The Beast 12 years ago, allowing him to break himself out of his cage in Action Zone and wreak havoc on the general public. He was finally tracked down and in the process of being euthanized at the moment. The Beast feels no sorrow towards his son, knowing that it was a foolish mistake he made in his early 20's."

The Steel Party may impress people with some height, but the Wooden Party is tried and true. The Racer has a proven track (ha?) record of reaching across the aisle, bringing together both the blue and red sides.

Vote Beast/Racer at the polls this off-season!

Found out some new info that claims Vortex may "retire" soon. Vortex has made no comment yet.

^ If Vortex commented, he would have sunk to a new low.

I assume we are using popular vote, unless someone found a way to make a system as bad as the electorial college.

My electorial battlegrounds:

(amongst the two major parties)

Rivertown: tie

Coney Mall: slight edge to wood party (due to more recent Vortex allegiations)

International Street: tie (although some support for tower party remains, some resentment for the effiel tower being left off the ticket)

Action Zone: edge to steel party (SOB affair)

Planet Snoopy: edge to wood party (Woodstock(formerly Beastie)), however strong third party support for Peanut Party)

X-Base: slight edge to steel party (strong write in vote from here)

Surf City: three tie between wood party, steel party, and Soak City party (due to isolation from rest of park)

How would I assign the number of votes each got? Maybe number of rides?

But presidents can only serve a total of two terms, which equals 8 years. Boomerang Bay is not eligible for reelection.

But what about Beast?

Also, its not a democracy anymore, its a absolute monarchy, to the middle europe we go! (Not old english, thats beowulf style)

Kings Island Constitution does not currently place term limits, though those of the steel party argue strongly for them.

The Suspended Party chose not to run because of Flight Deck's history of swing voting.

There is very little I in electoral college.

In fact, there's none at all if you're not in a swing state. Or even if you are.