I've read the other topic, Guests Say The Darndest Things, but as Haunt comes around I thought this would be appropriate. I know that at Haunt people act a little crazier/dumber/funnier (Your choice), and I figured this deserved a topic of its own.

The other topic is Guests Say The Darnest Things. Darnest. Not Darndest. No second d. It's a KIC tradition.

Perhaps you could edit your title?

Terp, who imagines some users decrying, BOO!

Guess I'll go first.

"I want his babies." (In response to being scared.)

Hopefully I'll remember if I hear any this year, and I'll report back here if I do.

I always hear a lot of the macho guys in the area acting bad then when they get scared they always something ridiculous, but I think this topic should be locked and just keep it all in the original topic.

Original is alway nice.

I'm kinda new. How do I change the name? And sorry if you like the original better, I just thought since KI is completely different during haunt we should have a separate topic for it.

I'm kinda new. How do I change the name?

Click Edit on the first post, then Use Full Editor. You should then be able to change the thread title at the top of the page.

Thanks man

And thank YOU!

Terp, who appreciates history and tradition. (and who notes "TAER it down"''s new found relevance...coming very soon to a park near YOU!)

Want to see a midget bleed?

O wait this is things guest say. Nevermind.

I told one of the scaractors last year in CP's stuff that his breathing in my face scared me..and he commented back he had just eaten a breath mint!!!!!

"Hurr hurr hurr, they ain't scar- AAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I want his babies." (In response to being scared.)

wait.... what?

This past Friday night, my friend and I were at the front gates, sitting against the wall and people watching by the electric chair dummy. It's great to watch people get scared when it goes off. A group of guys who looked about my age (18) came into the park as the chair went off, and the "ring leader" of the group made a thrusting motion toward the dummy right in front of it. His friends guffawed and high fived each other.

I really hate my generation sometimes.

"This is MY personal space... " *waves arms*

"Your not scary, just creepy...AHHHH!"

"I can make you laugh" (then FAIL)

"Do you ever blink?!"

Asks security "is she OK??" They answer "Nope" lol all I got right now, see ya out there!

A few times a girl would walk past a prop as it moved, (the one next to the coney mall arcade) and she flipped it off. Im sure it was offended.

The best is when they say nothing at all.. They just drop to the floor in fear and their friends have to help them up

"Where are the midgets?"

Far, far far away from here. THANK GOD. Nothing against short people.

And staplers everywhere are happy not to have their dignity besmirched. Especially red ones.

Terp, sorry about the swing line.

I didnt really mind the show, it was just in a really inconvenient place. When I went into Festhaus last saturday, it was awesome to not have a giant stage and a massive crowd in the way of everything.

I never had ANY desire to see a real midget bleed.

And you know what? I didn't.

Terp, who acts consistently with his beliefs.

And staplers everywhere are happy not to have their dignity besmirched. Especially red ones.

Terp, sorry about the swing line.

Did you get the memo?

And staplers everywhere are happy not to have their dignity besmirched. Especially red ones.

Terp, sorry about the swing line.

Did you get the memo?

i believe you have my stapler...

And staplers everywhere are happy not to have their dignity besmirched. Especially red ones.

Terp, sorry about the swing line.

Did you get the memo?

i believe you have my stapler...

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

I never had ANY desire to see a real midget bleed.

And you know what? I didn't.

Terp, who acts consistently with his beliefs.

I couldn't really see them fight, much less bleed. I tried to move closer to see what they were doing, and a bunch a people started whining. Then security told me it was a reserved spot. This was my face ---> of course

The I turned around an one had a trash can and this was my face -------> wut.

"Wait, that's a fear zone?"

THAT WAS ME ^

My face was like this -----> Silly Kings Island. eyeballs don't cause fear

Eyeballs may not cause fear, but from the looks of some of them, they seem to make great punching bags!

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