DA Ripper said

up there

what exactly do you mean about there is a attendent up there.

jetpack oviously

Would that be considered FLAMING beastfreak on your response?

Another joke I got. Danm I'm getting good.

If I see you throw something off the tower, and I catch you if you're over 13, you're outta the park (escort by security) if youre over 18, you might even be prosecuted......since it is a state law...Ive caught so many people throwing things or spitting its not even funny, apparently people don't listen to what we say in the elevator.

Ugh.

p.s. As a Tower supervisor I DO have people tell me they missed things.......Its not as uncommon as you may think....

About how many people on a average day try to throw things off the tower

HERES THE THING...........its not a Effin ball of spit, or penney. ITS A FREAKIN POP CAN, which, one he would have had to buy either, in employee zones, or outside of the park, and brought it in, and two, very well hid it in his lap. BUT IM SO FREAKING SURE THAT HE WOULDNT GET CAUGHT.

And "Da ripper" if ya want to talk me to me like boo boo talks to me, then ya better get back to school. WERE BOTH, "smarter than the average bears"

And "Da ripper" if ya want to talk me to me like boo boo talks to me, then ya better get back to school. WERE BOTH, "smarter than the average bears"

lol ripper you set yourself up for that one.

What would have been funny, is if i got to see them being arrested by park security.

Smarter than the average bear, Glad to hear your claim to fame Yogi.

I'll keep that in mind about you , Shame to waste such vass knowledge in and amusement park.

Beastdude ... attendent up there, the discussion is on dropping anything off the top of the effel tower, And when you drop something off say a tower you drop it off the top not the bottom, so the attendent that is watching for people throwing things off the tower would be at the top, most likly PKI Diana , keep up the Good work Diana.

I'm no Havard Graduate, Don't claim to be, Sorry if I confused you beastdude

Hey Beastdude I seen that one coming before I added the post. I'm glad you got a laugh out off it Dane, My post was intended as a joke , Seems people here are more incline to attack than have a little fun. Next time I post something I'll wear kevlar.

And stick my little finger out before I type.

nah you don't have to put your pinky out, just try using paragraphs and describing what " up there" is .

funniest thing on grad night: i was walking by one of those guess your age, weight, birth month places and some guy walked up and wanted his age guessed.

The funniest and strangest thing I've seen at PKI, happened all the time back when I worked on the Flume (Wild Thornberries River Adventure as non-employees call it). I would welcome people back from the ride, and they would exclaim that they didn't know that the elephant at the end squirted people! I remember thinking, "Well there's a long line today.....Do you ALWAYS put your body on a ride that you have NO IDEA what's going to happen? I mean, come on, it's not hidden like TRTR, it's RIGHT THERE." Those people gave me the giggles, and the wanderings.

I have tons of stories that are humorous, about guests, and of course about employees....catch me sometime, and I'll share the likes of them.

This morning when I was waiting for the rest of the rivertown people to meet at log flume one of those crazy geese was flying over the flume hit the side and fell into the water it was funny

Beast you might want to check your post somthing just doesn't look right.

...it was funny

i thought this thread was for sad stories. hmm maybe i should read the thread topics and find out what if i need to post if it was funny or not.

The funniest thing I have seen at Kings Island is when I was waiting in line for Face OFF. As the ride went into the corkscrew a mans wallet came flying out. As it came down, it exploded with money. It was funny watching the money slowly fall to the ground. All I can say is that must have sucked!

for any of the Rivertown rides operators... The Beast WAY... some of the things that happen on that are classical... unfortunately im not allowed to say everything about it...

for any of the Rivertown rides operators... The Beast WAY... some of the things that happen on that are classical... unfortunately im not allowed to say everything about it...

ROFL!

Agreed...

for any of the Rivertown rides operators... The Beast WAY... some of the things that happen on that are classical... unfortunately im not allowed to say everything about it...

um then dont say anything about it

My neighbor told me this story. One time he was at PKI when The Beast first opened and the beer gardens were all over the park. He got a beer in a square cardboard cup and then decided to ride The Beast. Well, he snuck on the beer and sat in the front seat. While reaching the top of the lift hill he still had most of his beer left. And when the train started getting speed going down the hill, his beer flew out of the cup still keeping the shape of it, and it hit the people in the back seat. Well, they thought it was puke and started barfing up lung butter everywhere. I'm not sure this is true (he may have had too many beers that night). That's a classic to me, though.

Like I said earlier, that's just plain gross.

wanna know something funny that I did?

In August, 2000, my friend Emily and I decided to hit a few simple rides while we were visiting from the Maccabi Games (aka: Junior Jewish Olympics). She hates large rides, so I wanted to introduce her to Adventure land Express. Funny thing, though, the scenery scares the bajeebies out of me, and they still do. She enjoyed the entire ride, while I shut my eyes tight and covered my ears going up the final lift. All of the sudden, the ride stopped in the middle of the lift. She yelled over the rock people, "Hey that was fun, does it go backwards now?" I screamed, "No!" while still clutching my ears and shutting my eyes. We were stuck in that stinkin hill for 20 minutes. In that time, we heard the same recording at least 15 times, and when the recording ended, all we heard were the sounds of the metal arms of the rock guys squeaking... "You will pay... SQUEAK...squeak...SQUEAK...squeak..."

Since then, I never stepped foot on that ride.

my funniest experiance in the park happened friday may 14th this year..me and 2 of my friends wanted to ride skyflyer so we did..we waited for a good...ohhh. 45 minutes and when we got to the top Casey couldnt pull the rip cord!! she just couldnt..casey was flippin out and jen had a death grip cause she didnt know if casey was going to pull it with this jerk or the next, so finally after a good effort dawn and ryan decided to bring us down...jen and casey switched places and when we got to the top..first yank jen pulled the cord and we flew... First funny part casey not pulling the cord second funny part after we were done jen calling casey the biggest wuss and a few other comments and then third Both girls saying they were never ever going to ride it again even though they both said it was the funnest thing they had ever done????

my funniest experiance in the park happened friday may 14th this year..me and 2 of my friends wanted to ride skyflyer so we did..we waited for a good...ohhh. 45 minutes and when we got to the top Casey couldnt pull the rip cord!! she just couldnt..casey was flippin out and jen had a death grip cause she didnt know if casey was going to pull it with this jerk or the next, so finally after a good effort dawn and ryan decided to bring us down...jen and casey switched places and when we got to the top..first yank jen pulled the cord and we flew... First funny part casey not pulling the cord second funny part after we were done jen calling casey the biggest wuss and a few other comments and then third Both girls saying they were never ever going to ride it again even though they both said it was the funnest thing they had ever done????

ok, who the hell are al these people......seconed by any chance do you use the words " like, wow" and "totally" alot?

mmmk.

Yesterday at the start of my shift Becca and I were walking down the exit ramp to Topgun when a custumer was kind enough to point out that "Hey, you kids are going the wrong way if you're wanting to ride that thing." Me and becca just looked at each other, laughed, and kept walking.

my funniest experiance in the park happened friday may 14th this year..me and 2 of my friends wanted to ride skyflyer so we did..we waited for a good...ohhh. 45 minutes and when we got to the top Casey couldnt pull the rip cord!! she just couldnt..casey was flippin out and jen had a death grip cause she didnt know if casey was going to pull it with this jerk or the next, so finally after a good effort dawn and ryan decided to bring us down...jen and casey switched places and when we got to the top..first yank jen pulled the cord and we flew... First funny part casey not pulling the cord second funny part after we were done jen calling casey the biggest wuss and a few other comments and then third Both girls saying they were never ever going to ride it again even though they both said it was the funnest thing they had ever done????

ok, who the hell are al these people......seconed by any chance do you use the words " like, wow" and "totally" alot?

mmmk.

Ok, Yogi. I was wondering when this was going to happen. No i dont talk like that in real life, just online, ask anyone that knows me on my crew. Or better yet you could just not be a jerk and post about it you could just ask me...or you could have read the post thoroughly and you would know that jen and casey are my friends from my school that just happened to ride skyflyer and couldnt pull the cord. It was a post about a funny experiance. Like ok, wow totally deal with it a hole

I saw something Sunday (5/16) that while not funny, was unusual. There was a guy boarding Beast. He put on his seatbelt, pulled down his lap bar, and then waited to be dispatched. The whole time, he was smoking! I've witnessed people smoking in line hundreds of times in the past 28 years, but this was a first for me.

The guy checking bars was running down the train doing his job, checked the guy's restraints, and continued back. A couple of rows later, it hit him. He went back to the guy, and demanded he put it out. The guy was pi$$ed, and angrily put the cigarette on the train's running board.

the funniest thing i've done on Face/Off is , flailing my arms and legs acting like i was running and sayin "im runnin man!!!!!" or "Sorry sir im doing my best". It's the most stupid thing i have done on face/off, and said on theses forums

my funniest experiance in the park happened friday may 14th this year..me and 2 of my friends wanted to ride skyflyer so we did..we waited for a good...ohhh. 45 minutes and when we got to the top Casey couldnt pull the rip cord!! she just couldnt..casey was flippin out and jen had a death grip cause she didnt know if casey was going to pull it with this jerk or the next, so finally after a good effort dawn and ryan decided to bring us down...jen and casey switched places and when we got to the top..first yank jen pulled the cord and we flew... First funny part casey not pulling the cord second funny part after we were done jen calling casey the biggest wuss and a few other comments and then third Both girls saying they were never ever going to ride it again even though they both said it was the funnest thing they had ever done????

ok, who the hell are al these people......seconed by any chance do you use the words " like, wow" and "totally" alot?

mmmk.

Ok, Yogi. I was wondering when this was going to happen. No i dont talk like that in real life, just online, ask anyone that knows me on my crew. Or better yet you could just not be a jerk and post about it you could just ask me...or you could have read the post thoroughly and you would know that jen and casey are my friends from my school that just happened to ride skyflyer and couldnt pull the cord. It was a post about a funny experiance. Like ok, wow totally deal with it a hole

That is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on here.................a hole....nice touch.

It's the most stupid thing i have done on face/off, and said on theses forums

agreed.

I work metal detection, and grad nite, a guy was comming through my line and told me he might set it off, and his answer when i asked him why, he says "because i have a bullet in me," and proceeds to lift up his shirt and show me the scar where they did surgury on him.