http://www.cincinnatimagazine.com/article.aspx?id=86277

Originally posted by PKIDelirium on KIExtreme. I don't want to take the credit. But really, this had to be posted.

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Someone. Anyone. Please tell me this is a joke.

I'm sure it is. Hahha. It has to be! I posted it with the feeling that it was intentionally hilarious.

That is pretty funny.

Epic! A most hilarious find!!! This incorrigible little, um, beast needs a dose of coaster boot camp!

My favorite part:

But once he’s extradited, we plan to disassemble Mr. of Beast and reassemble him in the form of a prison, thereby rendering him self-incarcerated.

This is pretty good, haha. I'd love to see how CF execs would react to that. Personally I think it's all in good fun.. but I'm not the one writing the checks when it comes time to do something about SoB

This is pretty good, haha. I'd love to see how CF execs would react to that. Personally I think it's all in good fun.. but I'm not the one writing the checks when it comes time to do something about SoB

I really don't think the CF brass cares.

SoB to them is like obtaining a brother-in-law through marriage for us.

It is what it is....

Maybe Deters cam sentence some hard core felons to non-stop riding as a condition of their jair term! Heck, maybe even reduce the sentence of some if they ride it!

That's quite funny

I should get in on that case - I got "abused" pretty badly after bowing to a dare from my sister to ride back seat immediately after riding front seat (back when it still had the loop). Big mistake.

It's a shame the ride has had so many problems. I loved it when it had the loop. Sure it was a rough ride, but that was half the fun in my opinion.

My only looping ride was in the backseat, because the people I was with wouldn't take my word that the back was really bad...Turned out not to be bad at all, in my opinion, and I loved it. Good thing too, because next season it was gone.

I liked when they said he is a messed up 9 year old because of his father

Double Post sorry.

My favorite part:

But once he's extradited, we plan to disassemble Mr. of Beast and reassemble him in the form of a prison, thereby rendering him self-incarcerated.

That is my new quote of the day. Nice find.

lol, very funny.

here's hoping for a plea deal.

LOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!! I literally LOL'ed at this...

That was good!