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Guests Say The Darnest Things

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17 minutes ago, Diamondback_Is_King said:

Wow, I don't think I've heard a crazier one than that!

I hear the funniest and oddest things from guests while waiting in line. :lol:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Just saw a comment on a KIC Facebook post claiming "Typical six flags for ya" — except... it's a photo of the Nytewalkers show times... is it typical Six Flags behavior to offer 4 showtimes of a popular show spanning the entire event night? Is that any different from the 3-4 shows a night that I had seen from Cedar Fair for the past few years?

Some people just love to complain, and somehow they manage to complain more than I do.

Group of two teens waiting in line for The Racer while looking at AE:

"That's Mystic Timbers, right?"

"No, that's The Beast! How dumb can you be?"

"Oh wait, you're right. Can't believe I made that mistake."

  • 2 weeks later...

Last night when entering the line for Hotel St Michelle:

"Huh? Where's Timberwolf? It's supposed to be here. Interesting. I guess we'll do this one first." :blink:

I swear Kings Island needs to take down that Timberwolf sign because I'm tired of hearing guests think that TImberwolf is a ride! Maybe if they replaced that sign with "Buy your passes today!" they would see many more passes bought! :P

I saw a comment either yesterday or today proclaiming that "Kings Island is just an overbuilt family park". Now, I may wear rose colored glasses, but that is just not true. It may be a "family park" but it is certainly not overbuilt IMO. It's functionally missing 2 coasters and 4 flat rides (I miss you Invertigo and Monster </3). 

Now that I've gotten my anger from that out of my system, I can go back to dreaming of a Vortex replacement :)

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KI Guest: "They have the old Son of Beast loop in the KI warehouse. I heard they are taking that loop and adding it on to The Beast!"

My reaction: :unsure:

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On 7/21/2025 at 11:20 AM, I...am SteVe said:

Two teenagers in the outdoor part of the FOF queue:

"Is this a new ride?"

Same people, in the hangar this time:

"Is that a real alien?"

What was their reaction to Jim Cummings' voice?? When I went back after 21 years and rode FoF, me and these two guys who worked as ride ops at BGW were discussing the alien leader's species and one of them said, "If he's a different species, does that make your crush on him bestiality?" UHM, OK?? Then we were talking about his motives and one of them thought he was going to eat humans like in Twilight Zone. Krazeb eats abis (glove-flavoured to humans, I may add.)

58 minutes ago, Losantiville Mining Co. said:

Maybe Kings Island should look into expanding Soak City with an indoor waterpark section :lol: 

That would be interesting if KI could pull that off. :lol:

On 11/22/2025 at 6:16 PM, IndyGuy4KI said:

The Saturday before regular season close I heard so many people saying, let's go ride The Beast. Oops!

Yep I was there and I heard that a lot! :lol:

  • 2 months later...

My friend Martha went to Winterfest and when she rode Flight of Cheer, she asked aloud if the alien leader even celebrated Xmas.

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